Got a 'F' in Arithmetic

Little Johnny returns from school and tells his father he got an "F" in Arithmetic today.

"Why?" asks his father.

"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2 x 3?' I said "6".

"But that's right," said his father.

"Then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?'

"What's the fucking difference?" asks his father.

"That's what I said!"

Stupid Students

Stupid Students

TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!

TEACHER: Correct!

Who is the Minister of Defence?

CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!

TEACHER: Good!

What is the capital city of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: Enugu!

TEACHER: Very good!

Who composed the National Anthem?

CHILDREN: D-Banj!

TEACHER: Excellent.

What do you call people from Moscow?

CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!

TEACHER: Perfect!

How much is 2 + 5?

CHILDREN: 25!

TEACHER: That's great! You're going to be stupid like this until your government increases my salary!

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Compassionate Billy!!

 A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they are stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Billy stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you are stupid."

Little Billy:  "No, maam, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 

May God Punish My Principal

 Mill was caught red handed by his school principal writing on the wall “MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL”

Principal: (about to slap his face) what rubbish are you writing?”

Mill: Ma! I'm not done writing what I'm writing.

Principal: (very angry) What are you saying, you were insulting me and still telling me you are not done insulting me yet!

Mill: This is not what I wanted to write, please don’t misquote me ma! Principal: So what were you trying to write?

Mill: I wanted to write ‘MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL’S ENEMIES’

High School

Two madmen determined and planned to go to school, so they collected old books and went ahead to sit under a tree, they took the tree as their school, they visit the tree everyday and took it as their school.

 So one day, one of them came early and climbed the tree, when the other one came, he saw him on the tree and asked: what are you doing up there?

The other one replied: I'm now in high school!