5 Jokes that makes a girl laugh?

 5 Jokes that makes a girl laugh?

Sure, here are 5 jokes that might make a girl laugh:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

3. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

5. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they'd be bagels.

Plane filled with Lunatics

A plane mostly filled with lunatics has been flying for several hours. Suddenly a missile hits him. The floor gives way and leaves. All the passengers try as best they can to hold on to the luggage racks and anything that hangs from the ceiling with their bare hands. Below, the void! But, miraculously, the plane continues to fly without a floor. 

The pilot launches a call: "We are too heavy, one of the passengers must sacrifice himself and let go!"

A brave passenger proclaims: "Very well, since it is necessary, I sacrifice myself!"

At these words, all the madmen started to applaud!

👏👏👏👏

I wake up at 8:30

"Please help me doctor, I have a bowel movement every morning at 7!"

"But that is a very healthy thing, Mr. Richards!"

"It would be, if I didn't usually wake up at 8:30!"

Once upon a time!!

Patient: I'm afraid I've caught poetry.

Doctor: Don't worry, I used to suffer from short stories.

Patient: Really?When?

Doctor: Once upon a time.

Story of Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.

Somebody got angry about this, because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done! 

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 

Class on Ethics

A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business.

"Suppose a woman comes in and orders a hundred dollars worth of material. You wrap it up, and you give it to her. She pays you with a $100 bill. But as she goes out the door you realize she’s given you two $100 bills."

Now, here’s where the ethics come in:

should you or should you not tell your partner?

Now we run

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.

After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position.

He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring. 

Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" 

To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

Small Donation

 Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.