Jokes That Make You Think

Jokes That Make You Think

Here are some jokes that may make you think or ponder:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

2. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

3. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.

4. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

5. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

6. If you had one match and entered a dark room where there was an oil lamp, a newspaper, and some kindling wood, which one would you light first? The match.

7. What starts with an E, ends with an E, but only contains one letter? An envelope.

8. What has a heart that doesn't beat? An artichoke.

9. What is always in front of you but can't be seen? The future.

10. If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors? Nowhere, you don't bury survivors.

These jokes may not be side-splittingly funny, but they require some thought and may leave you with a smile or a chuckle.

Story of Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.

Somebody got angry about this, because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done! 

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Dumbest kid in the world

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” 

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

Don’t Trust Atoms

 Don’t trust Atoms.

They make up everything.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went to camping!!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there.  And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

Policeman and a Boy

 A police man caught a boy red handed with a penknife and a squirrel in his hand, then the following conversation occurred between them: 

Policeman: Whatever you do to that innocent creature is what I shall do to you and I'm serious about what I'm saying.

The boy: I shall give the squirrel a lot of chocolates and biscuit and finally give it all my money and set it free and let it go.