Farts never smell and are always silent.

 A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,

"Doctor, I have this problem with farts, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was passing gas because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says,

"I don't know what medicine you gave me, but now my gas..... although still silent... smells terrible."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses (Smelling Sense), let's work on your hearing."

A Blonde flying to California from New York Joke.

 Blonde was flying to California from New York. She was allotted a middle seat but decided to take the window seat instead, which had been allotted to an old lady.

The lady requested Blonde  to exchange the seats and let her sit on the seat allotted to her. Blonde refused, saying, ‘I want to see the view from the window.’ The old lady complained to the air hostess who requested Blonde to sit on his allotted middle seat. Blonde was adamant and bluntly refused.

The air hostess went up to the co-pilot. He too came and requested Blonde, but in vain.

Finally, the captain of the aircraft came. He whispered something in Blonde’s ears. Blonde immediately vacated the window seat and took the middle seat.

Astonished, the air hostess and the co-pilot asked the captain what he had said. The captain replied: ‘Nothing, I just told her that only the middle seats will go to California. All others were going to Washington.

:) :)

Laugh hard. This is the moment to laugh and lighten. We never know what is their in next moment. :) :)