Atheist Friend

My friend Robin was constantly criticised by his devout Christian family for not going to church.

They were all taken aback when, on hearing about the huge fire at a local church,

Robin folded his hands in prayer, closed his eyes and said,

"Thank you, Lord, for making me an atheist." 

Christian Dog!!

A man came to his pastor and tells him about his dead dog, the following conversation occurred:

Man: Pastor! My dog is dead. Could there be a funeral service for my dear dog?

Pastor: NO! It’s not possible to have funeral service for animals in the church! It’s a taboo!!!

Man: Okay, but do you think they will accept a donation of $400,000 for the burial service at Donald’s multipurpose hall?

Pastor was in shock… “OH MY GOD!! Why didn’t you tell me the dog was a Christian? The church can be used for Christian animals too.”