I always hated weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next."
They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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Grandpa: Rob, your teacher is coming towards the house, go and hide yourself since you have not been to school for two days now.
Rob: I told my teacher my grandpa is dead and I won’t be coming to school for two days, so you rather go and hide so that he won’t think he saw a ghost.
The grandpa fainted…