It could be due to Alcohol

Doctor to the patient:

"I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol."

Patient:

"That’s OK. I will come back when you are sober."

🤣🤣😂😂

Two weasels at Bar

Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool.

One starts to insult the other one.

He screams, "I slept with your mother!"

The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.

The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"

The other says, "Go home dad you’re drunk."

The Bottle Ground

Army Officers were renovating their officers’ mess and wanted to give appropriate names for the dining room, cards room, lounge and bar.

While most of them had routine names, worth mentioning is the bar which was finally christened ‘The Bottle Ground’.