Charles Wadsworth
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Showing posts with label Father Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Father Jokes. Show all posts
Friday, 6 August 2021
Time passes!!
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
Saturday, 5 June 2021
I know your secret
Two boys were talking and one said to the other, "There is a easy way to get what you want."
The other boy said, "How?" the boy replied,
"Tell people you know their secret.", the other boy said.
The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, "I know your secret!".
The dad replies, "Please don't tell your mom heres $10."
The boy then runs to his mom, "I know your secret!"
The mom said, "Please don't tell your dad here's $15."
The boy then decides to try it on the mail man, "I know your secret!"
The mail man opened his arms and said, "Come, give your dad a hug!"
🤣🤣😂😂😂
Saturday, 22 May 2021
What is Desert?
Mill is back from school, tired and hungry.
Mother: Mill, what were you taught at school today?
Mill: Agriculture.
Mother: Wow! What topic is that?
Mill: Deserts.
Mother: What is a desert?
Mill: A desert is a barren area of land where grasses or plants hardly grow.
Mother: Good boy, can you give an example?
Mill: Daddy’s head is a good example.