The Bottle Ground

Army Officers were renovating their officers’ mess and wanted to give appropriate names for the dining room, cards room, lounge and bar.

While most of them had routine names, worth mentioning is the bar which was finally christened ‘The Bottle Ground’.

It’s Mine !!

 An army officer serving in an insurgency area was home on leave.

Once while resting, he heard his two children scream, “It’s mine! It’s mine!”

He jumped out of his bed, dashed towards them and shouted, “Don’t step on it! Let me defuse it first!”