Stupid Students

Stupid Students

TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!

TEACHER: Correct!

Who is the Minister of Defence?

CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!

TEACHER: Good!

What is the capital city of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: Enugu!

TEACHER: Very good!

Who composed the National Anthem?

CHILDREN: D-Banj!

TEACHER: Excellent.

What do you call people from Moscow?

CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!

TEACHER: Perfect!

How much is 2 + 5?

CHILDREN: 25!

TEACHER: That's great! You're going to be stupid like this until your government increases my salary!

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Mommy ate the Baby

For weeks, a 6-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.

The 6-year old was obviously impressed, but he made no comment.

Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever became of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"

Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate the baby"

Compassionate Billy!!

 A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they are stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Billy stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you are stupid."

Little Billy:  "No, maam, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 

The Head

 What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs and no body?

The Head.

The Second One

 Mill was very dull in class and everyone knows that.

One day the teacher asked:

Teacher: Who succeeded the first president of Russia?

Mill: The second one.

 … The teacher fainted…

England

Teacher: Rob, go to the map and find England on it.

Rob: (Searched thoroughly and finally found it on the map) Here it is.

Teacher: You can go and sit down, Now John, who discovered England?

John: Rob!!

May God Punish My Principal

 Mill was caught red handed by his school principal writing on the wall “MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL”

Principal: (about to slap his face) what rubbish are you writing?”

Mill: Ma! I'm not done writing what I'm writing.

Principal: (very angry) What are you saying, you were insulting me and still telling me you are not done insulting me yet!

Mill: This is not what I wanted to write, please don’t misquote me ma! Principal: So what were you trying to write?

Mill: I wanted to write ‘MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL’S ENEMIES’

Future Tense

English teacher: “I killed a man”, convert it to future tense.

John: “you will rot in jail”

The War

 Teacher instructed the class to write a composition.

TEACHER’S QUESTION: Assume you were in a war, write a story on your experience at the war battle?

Teacher then later noticed ROB did not write anything, so she got surprised and asked him: Why aren’t you writing anything?

ROB: I was killed instantly at the beginning of the war!!