TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!
TEACHER: Correct!
Who is the Minister of Defence?
CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!
TEACHER: Good!
What is the capital city of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: Enugu!
TEACHER: Very good!
Who composed the National Anthem?
CHILDREN: D-Banj!
TEACHER: Excellent.
What do you call people from Moscow?
CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!
TEACHER: Perfect!
How much is 2 + 5?
CHILDREN: 25!
TEACHER: That's great! You're going to be stupid like this until your government increases my salary!
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