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My friend Robin was constantly criticised by his devout Christian family for not going to church.
They were all taken aback when, on hearing about the huge fire at a local church,
Robin folded his hands in prayer, closed his eyes and said,
"Thank you, Lord, for making me an atheist."
Mike went for HIV test in a hospital on Thursday and he was told to come back on Monday for the result.
When he got to church on Sunday, the pastor then declared to the people that: “Everything you are looking forward to this coming week shall be positive!”
Mike jumped to his feet and yelled aloud “I reject it in Jesus name! Mine must be negativeee!!!