A collection of the funniest jokes and one-liners on the internet. From puns to satire, we have something for everyone. Get ready to laugh out loud!
An army officer serving in an insurgency area was home on leave.
Once while resting, he heard his two children scream, “It’s mine! It’s mine!”
He jumped out of his bed, dashed towards them and shouted, “Don’t step on it! Let me defuse it first!”