What happens when you invite a friend for supper

“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”

“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”

“I know all that.”

“Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”

“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 

Golden Anniversary Fun

A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary.

The wife Said, "Darling, embrace me the way you used to when we first got Married."

He did.

"Now kiss me the way you used to..."

"Now darling, bite me the way you used to."

At this point the husband got out of bed and started walking towards table.

 wife said, "Where are you going dear?"

"To get my teeth, dear," the husband replied.

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 

Dentist’s Visit

A man and his wife entered a dentist’s office.

The wife said,  "I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want any anaesthetics because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."

"You’re a brave woman," said the dentist.

"Now, show me which tooth it is."

The wife turned to her husband and said, 

"Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

Husband versus Wife Joke

Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !

(You are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now!divorced; and living happily with their dog) 

Don’t laugh loud —- 

The extended version says…

Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before