It could be due to Alcohol

Doctor to the patient:

"I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol."

Patient:

"That’s OK. I will come back when you are sober."

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First Operation

Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation.

Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.

I am Ugly?

PATIENT: Doctor! I'm I ugly?

DOCTOR: You're not ugly.

PATIENT: But everybody says I'm ugly!

DOCTOR: Listen, you are not ugly!

PATIENT: I know I'm ugly.

DOCTOR: You look like a fine, strong looking man.

PATIENT: But I'm a woman.
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Good and Bad News

A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'.

'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient.

The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'. 

'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?'

The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'.