Something Unusual with Platoon

 At the parade, the Colonel noticed something unusual going on.

He asked the Major: “Major Barry, what the devil’s wrong with Sergeant Jones’ platoon? They seem to be all twitching and jumping about.”

“Well sir,” says Major Barry after a moment of observation.

“There seems to be a weasel chomping on his privates.”

The Bottle Ground

Army Officers were renovating their officers’ mess and wanted to give appropriate names for the dining room, cards room, lounge and bar.

While most of them had routine names, worth mentioning is the bar which was finally christened ‘The Bottle Ground’.

It’s Mine !!

 An army officer serving in an insurgency area was home on leave.

Once while resting, he heard his two children scream, “It’s mine! It’s mine!”

He jumped out of his bed, dashed towards them and shouted, “Don’t step on it! Let me defuse it first!”