What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs and no body?
The Head.
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Mill was caught red handed by his school principal writing on the wall “MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL”
Principal: (about to slap his face) what rubbish are you writing?”
Mill: Ma! I'm not done writing what I'm writing.
Principal: (very angry) What are you saying, you were insulting me and still telling me you are not done insulting me yet!
Mill: This is not what I wanted to write, please don’t misquote me ma! Principal: So what were you trying to write?
Mill: I wanted to write ‘MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL’S ENEMIES’