Jokes That Make You Think
Here are some jokes that may make you think or ponder:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
If you had one match and entered a dark room where there was an oil lamp, a newspaper, and some kindling wood, which one would you light first? The match.
What starts with an E, ends with an E, but only contains one letter? An envelope.
What has a heart that doesn't beat? An artichoke.
What is always in front of you but can't be seen? The future.
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors? Nowhere, you don't bury survivors.
These jokes may not be side-splittingly funny, but they require some thought and may leave you with a smile or a chuckle.
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