Sunday, 26 February 2023

Best Joke Books to Laugh Out Loud

Which are the best Joke Books to Laugh Out Loud?

Here are some of the best joke books that you can consider:

  1. "The Big Book of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids" by Rob Elliott
  2. "Jokes Every Man Should Know" by Don Steinberg
  3. "The Ultimate Dad Joke Book" by Gordon Hideaki Nagai
  4. "The Best Joke Book (Period)" by William Donohue
  5. "The Funniest Joke Book Ever" by Bathroom Readers' Institute
  6. "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Jokes" by Larry Getlen and Kathleen A. Ziemer
  7. "The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes" by Jim Kraus
  8. "Jokes to Tell Your Friends" by Cindy Leaney
  9. "The Everything Kids' Joke Book" by Michael Dahl
  10. "The World's Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids" by Bob Phillips

These books contain a wide range of jokes and humor that can cater to different audiences and age groups.

Best Jokes for Online Class

Best jokes for online class:

Here are some jokes that can help lighten the mood and make online classes more enjoyable:

  1. Why did the computer go to the doctor? - Because it had a virus!
  2. Why was the math book sad? - Because it had too many problems.
  3. What do you call a fake noodle? - An impasta!
  4. Why did the tomato turn red? - Because it saw the salad dressing!
  5. Why did the banana go to the doctor? - Because it wasn't peeling well.
  6. Why did the chicken cross the playground? - To get to the other slide.
  7. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? - To reach the high notes.
  8. What do you call a bear with no teeth? - A gummy bear.
  9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? - Because he was outstanding in his field.
  10. Why did the bicycle fall over? - Because it was two-tired.

These jokes are appropriate for online classes and can help break the monotony of the class while providing some light-hearted humor.

Best Jokes for Online Meeting

 Best Jokes for Online Meeting:

Here are some jokes that can help lighten the mood and make online meetings more enjoyable:

  1. Why did the Zoom call go so well? - Because it was well-connected!
  2. What do you call a fake Zoom background? - A virtual reality.
  3. Why did the employee get in trouble during the video conference? - Because they Zoomed out.
  4. Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? - To get to the other slide.
  5. Why did the web developer quit their job? - They didn't get arrays.
  6. Why did the IT guy go to the gym? - To work on their server muscles.
  7. Why did the computer go to the doctor? - Because it had a virus.
  8. Why did the programmer quit his job? - He didn't get arrays.
  9. Why did the wifi break up with the ethernet? - It found a stronger connection.
  10. Why did the internet get a ticket? - For going over the bandwidth.

These jokes are appropriate for online meetings and can help break the monotony of the meeting while providing some light-hearted humor. Just be sure to gauge the atmosphere of the meeting before telling a joke and ensure that it's appropriate for the setting.

Monday, 14 November 2022

Where does the wind come from?

Little Johnny asks his father: 
"Where does the wind come from?"

"I don't know."

"Why do dogs bark?"

"I don't know."

"Why is the earth round?"

"I don't know."

"Does it disturb you that I ask so much?"

"No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything."


Wednesday, 19 October 2022

Tuesday, 18 October 2022

I work for 7 Up

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company."

The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room. About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do you like that, I work for the 3M Company."

The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave.
When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air."

The man continued, "I work for 7-Up"

Saturday, 20 August 2022

Box of Tampons

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy,
'Son, how old are you?'

'Eight,' the boy replied.

The man continued, 'Do you know how these are used?'

The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one.'