Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Son: Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?
Thursday, 3 June 2021
The First 3 Years of Marriage
The First 3 Years of Marriage.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
Small Donation
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
Wednesday, 2 June 2021
Today is a fine day.
Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.
Next day he says: Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband: Since one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?
Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you.
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Wife Wanted
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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Tuesday, 1 June 2021
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
Two Ducks !!
Two ducks were sitting in a pond.
One of the ducks said: “Quack.”
The other duck said: “I was going to say that!”
