The Best Jokes About Travel
Here are some of the best jokes about travel:
Why don't oysters go on vacation? They're afraid they'll clam up.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
What do you call a man who can't stand? Neil.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.
What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? A woolly jumper.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
These jokes may not all be specifically about travel, but they're great to share with friends and family while you're on a trip or vacation. They're sure to get a few laughs and make your travels even more enjoyable.
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