Jokes to crack on a Date

Jokes to crack on a date

Here are some jokes you can consider cracking on a date:

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
4. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look a bit flushed.
5. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
7. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
8. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
9. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
10. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!

Remember to keep the tone and context of the date in mind while cracking these jokes, and make sure that the person you’re with is comfortable with your sense of humor.