Tuesday, 7 June 2022

Plane filled with Lunatics

A plane mostly filled with lunatics has been flying for several hours. Suddenly a missile hits him. The floor gives way and leaves. All the passengers try as best they can to hold on to the luggage racks and anything that hangs from the ceiling with their bare hands. Below, the void! But, miraculously, the plane continues to fly without a floor. 

The pilot launches a call: "We are too heavy, one of the passengers must sacrifice himself and let go!"

A brave passenger proclaims: "Very well, since it is necessary, I sacrifice myself!"

At these words, all the madmen started to applaud!

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It could be due to Alcohol

Doctor to the patient:

"I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol."

Patient:
"Thatโ€™s OK. I will come back when you are sober."

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