The broilers and eggs of a poultry breeder were the best in the market. A man complimented him and asked: ‘ What do you feed your birds to get such excellent products?’
‘ The very best food: almonds, pistachios and pure ghee missed in the children feed’ answered the proud breeder.
‘How interesting!’ replied the other. ‘I am from the income tax department. I’d like to know where you got all the money to buy such as expensive diet.’
Thereafter the breeder was on guard. When the next visitor complimented him on his produced and asked, ‘ What do you give your birds to eat?’
He replied ‘ Nothing, nothing at all. I starve them.’
‘That calls for action’ replied the visitor.’ ‘I am from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. I charge you with the offence of starving chickens.’
When a third visitor came and made similar inquires, the breeder was more cautious in his reply. ‘ I give them fifty paisa each everyday and let them buy what they like to eat’ he said.
HaHaHa.
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